Monday, September 17, 2007

squabbit article pre-release

The College Freshman Epidemic!

The college experience, filled with memories of binge drinking, piercings in places you nor anyone else would of thought possible, finding out Bob's number is 679-494-3422 on your ass and not in cell phone and throwing out the trash the next afternoon, and out comes a used condom. Alcohol abuse, piercings, tattoos, and sex before marriage encompass those first three months of your college experience. Perhaps a few memories are late-night Taco Bell runs, movies til' class in the morning and maybe just maybe watching the sunrise Sunday morning after an all-night Smash Tourney.

Statistics, no this article is not about statistics, and not about convincing you to like the new alcohol policies. I am going to give you tips from various health education websites. I picked a few out of the ton I found to really highlight the worthy ones to know.

The Worthy Tips for College Freshman

For Drinking:

Eat a big meal before and munch of snacks when you drink if you don't want to get drunk.

Take care of your friends if they're too drunk and have them do the same for you.

For Prevention of Sexual Abuse/Rape

If you feel uncomfortable with a guy/girl at a party tell them you had a nice time and leave with your friends.

For girls: When a guy is trying to get in your pants, punch him in the balls and jet!

For guys: Insult the girl but not too bad just enough to get her off you.

For Tattoos & Piercings:

If you get one when you're drunk-one sec- Let me chuckle. A tattoo is permanent. Laser treatment can remove tattoos sometimes, but it is expensive and removal can cause scarring.

And the last great tip to remember,

Don't Be Stupid!


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